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MARKETS

Markets: Sensex tumbled 931 points and Nifty slipped below 23,000, along with the S&P’s steepest weekly loss in five years. Global uncertainties and heavy selling dragged Dalal Street (and the Wall Street) into deep red.

TOP STORIES

Tata Group's Bold IPO Move 💰

What Happened

Tata Capital has quietly filed papers for a massive ₹15,000+ crore initial public offering using SEBI's confidential pre-filing route. 

The financial services arm of the Tata Group is planning a combination of fresh issues (230 million shares) and an offer for sale, with parent company Tata Sons and investor IFC both reducing their stakes. 

The Plan

The company has assembled an impressive lineup of ten investment banks to handle the deal, including Kotak Mahindra Capital, Citi, JP Morgan, and HDFC Bank. Tata Sons currently owns a commanding 92.83% of Tata Capital, with the remainder held by other Tata entities and IFC.

Why It Matters

The company's assets under management have grown impressively from ₹ 94,349 crore in 2022 to ₹ 158,479 crore by March 2024. Tata Sons has shown serious commitment by pumping ₹ 6,097 crore into Tata Capital over the past five years, including ₹ 2,003 crore just in fiscal 2024. 

The confidential filing route—now used by eight major Indian firms including Swiggy and PhysicsWallah—allows Tata to keep sensitive financial information away from competitors' prying eyes.

The Crucial Point

Despite the upcoming IPO, don't expect Tata Sons to loosen its grip—Fitch reports their ownership won't drop below 75% "in the foreseeable future." For investors dreaming of joining the Tata financial family, this IPO offers a seat at the table—just don't expect the head chair!

TOP STORIES

DMart Speeds Up Store Expansion 🛒

What Happened

DMart added 28 new stores in Q4 FY25 - their biggest quarterly expansion in four years! This push brings their total new stores for FY25 to 50, matching their post-pandemic record from FY22. 

While DMart's standalone revenue grew by a solid 17% year-on-year to ₹ 14,462 crore for Q4, investors weren't exactly throwing confetti. The company's share took a 5% dive before recovering slightly to close 2.82% down at ₹ 4,039.30.

Why It Matters

DMart's aggressive expansion comes at an interesting time - same-store sales growth is holding steady at 8-9%, but average revenue per store only inched up 3.1%. 

What's eating into their performance? A triple threat: customers cutting back on higher-margi n items like apparel, expansion into smaller towns with lower spending power, and the elephant in the room - quick commerce companies nibbling at their metro store business.

Bottom Line

DMart is playing offense and defense simultaneously. They're countering q-commerce rivals with deeper discounts and expanding their DMart Ready delivery service - smart moves to protect market share. 

TOP STORIES

India’s Toy Story Begins 🧸

What Happened

The US has just reshuffled the global toy market deck, and India is holding some pretty good cards! While Indian toy exporters face a 26% import duty in America, their competitors are getting hit much harder - China with a whopping 54%, Vietnam with 46%, Bangladesh with 37%, Thailand with 36%, and Indonesia with 32%. 

This tariff gap has Indian manufacturers scrambling to expand factories and form partnerships with international players. 

Why It Matters

This tariff advantage could transform India's toy industry from a small player to a global manufacturing hub. States like Madhya Pradesh, Karnataka, Odisha, Haryana, and Bihar are rolling out special policies to attract toy manufacturers. 

The recently announced National Action Plan for Toys adds government backing to this momentum. 

India has already shown it can reduce dependency on foreign toys - Chinese imports have plummeted from $214 million in 2013 to just $41.6 million in 2024, shrinking China's share of India's toy imports from 94% to 64%.

What's Next

For Indian toy makers, this is like being handed the golden ticket to Willy Wonka's factory - but they'll need to act fast. 

The opportunity is massive, considering China's toy exports to the US stand at $80 billion and Vietnam's at $6 billion, while India's total toy exports have been hovering around $340 million for the past three years.

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PAISON KA KHEL

RBI Set to Cut Rates Amid Global Jitters 🪚

The RBI is expected to cut the repo rate by 25 basis points on April 9, bringing it to 6%. With inflation at a 7-month low (3.61% in Feb) and US tariffs hitting 60 nations, experts say the rate cut could support growth and boost housing demand. 

With falling prices and global headwinds, the RBI might also shift to an “accommodative” stance, hinting at more cuts. The final decision from the 54th MPC meet could signal how India plans to tackle both inflation and global pressure.

The Great iPhone Hoarding of 2025 📱

Apple has cleverly outmaneuvered Trump's tariff clock, shipping an "unusually high" inventory from India and China to the US before the April 5 deadline. No iPhone price hikes are planned—yet! 

Their warehouses are now stuffed with enough stock to last "several months" as they dodge the new 10% baseline tariff.

India, which exports nearly $9 billion in smartphones to the US, may become Apple's new favorite manufacturing hub. With China facing a whopping 54% duty compared to India's 26%, Tim Cook might soon be trading fortune cookies for samosas!

GLOBAL NAZARA

Musk Shoots for a Tariff Truce 🏹

Elon Musk, now heading Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency (yes, that’s real), says he hopes for a “zero-tariff situation” between the U.S. and Europe. His comment came after Trump imposed a 20% tariff on EU goods.

Speaking at a League party event in Italy via video, Musk pitched the idea of a U.S.-EU free trade zone. Then he took a swing at Trump’s trade advisor Peter Navarro, mocking his Harvard PhD and saying, “He ain’t built sh*t.”

Meanwhile, Tesla’s sales dropped 49% in Europe, and 7% in Italy. 

Wall Street's Recession Roulette 📉

J.P.Morgan has dramatically upped its recession forecast to a nail-biting 60% (from 40%) as Trump's tariff tornado sends financial markets spinning. They're not alone at the pessimists' party – S&P Global raised their odds to 30-35%, while Goldman Sachs jumped from 20% to 35%.

China's retaliatory tariffs have only added fuel to the economic dumpster fire, with the S&P 500 already down over 8% this year.

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